okay, now, do you really need the honorary justice league of america membership card? it's been in every wallet i've owned since i was five. why? it says "keep this on your person at all times." (knocking) it's right here under batman's signature. ...and this is leonard and sheldon's apartment. guess whose parents just got broadband. leonard, may i present live from new delhi, dr. and mrs. v.m. koothrappali. hi! tilt up the camera! i'm looking at his crotch. sorry, papa. oh, that's much better. hi. hi! and over here is sheldon. hi! he lives with leonard. oh, that's nice. like haroon and tanvir. no, no. not like haroon and tanvir. such sweet young men. they just adopted the cutest little punjabi baby. no, we're not like haroon and tanvir. so, are you boys academics like our son?